A hearty, thick slice of toy steak grilled to a cartoon gloss. Max-sized portions for brave commanders, restoring lots of health.

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Grilled Block Steak

A rustic cartoon ham shank, shaped for toy soldiers craving a robust health boost.

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A blocky slice of soft bread favored by toy troops camping on rugs. Restores health and morale.

Carpet Crust Loaf

A cartoon-perfect slice of bakery bread, essential for restoring a toy soldier’s energy on supply runs.

Supply Slice

A cheesy slice of pizza, dotted with cartoon pepperoni, beloved by hungry toy recruits. Modest health boost.

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A shiny red apple, freshly plucked from the playroom wilds. Nutritious and restorative for toy soldiers.

Playroom Red Apple

A striking red mushroom, suspicious yet tempting. Consuming this mysterious cap saps a toy soldier’s health.

Crimson Toadstool

A wide-capped green mushroom sprouting in damp corners of the basement. Dangerous to toy troops’ health.

Green Gobbler

A mystical purple mushroom with curious swirls. Consuming it is risky and may cost a toy soldier dearly.

Purple Spore Puff

A somber gray mushroom, wilted yet glossy. Consuming it inflicts the most health loss on toy troops.

Gray Shroom Grief

A stylized green fish, tempting but tainted, washed up from unknown corners. Causes harm when consumed.

Toxic Fish Snack

A chunky, green-glowing bottle of bubbling poison, left from toy alchemist labs. Dangerous to toy health.

Poison Flask

A small, green potion tube, bubbling with toxic plastic. Mildly harmful but tricky to spot in the chaos.

Venom Vial

Nestled amid sprawling carpet hills, Carpetwood Forest is a dense thicket of towering stylized green plastic trees, providing crucial cover for toy armies planning tactical ambushes. Interwoven with winding paths and scattered toy debris, this forest is a haven for scouts and strategists looking to recruit allies or conceal their movements between household battles.

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Carpetwood Forest

Petunia Wilds form a dense jungle of colossal toy flower trees and twisting leaf canopies, sheltering hidden passageways and retreat paths for garden scouts. The forest buzzes with activity as toy allies organize hit-and-run raids and search for lost plastic treasures beneath vibrant blooms.

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Petunia Wilds

Crimson Sprigs is a striking patch of forest featuring bold, red-leaved plastic trees set amidst garden shrubs, perfect for planning surprise attacks and gathering rare resources. The vivid red canopy hides winding paths and tactical ambush sites for adventurous toy soldiers.

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Crimson Sprigs

Sidewalk Pines stretches over cracked chalk-marked concrete, its scattered green plastic trees providing rare cover for advancing toy battalions facing exposed long-range firefights. Amongst the towering trunks, soldiers rest and refuel before launching toward the next checkpoint.

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Sidewalk Pines

Deep underground, Basement Hollow sprawls as a dark, toy-built forest of shadowy dead trees and scattered cardboard barriers. It is a mysterious maze for daring raiders searching hidden objects or preparing for fierce encounters with lurking enemies.

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Basement Hollow

Within the playroom’s cluttered wilds, Playroom Bluewoods stand out with their surreal plastic blue-leaved trees, sheltering creative alliances and puzzle-solving troops. The vibrant forest is a favorite haunt for gathering secret game pieces and plotting playful adventures amidst swirling carpets and toy train tracks.

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Playroom Bluewoods

Redleaf Arcade forms a vibrant stand of bold red-leaved toy trees nestled amidst stacks of board games, providing dazzling cover and hiding places for toy battalions. The whimsical branches beckon puzzle lovers and strategists who crave playful mischief and tactical surprises.

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Redleaf Arcade

Captain’s Hearth is a cozy, commanding hub for Max and his tactical squad, nestled at the center of the bustling warfare raging through the house’s main floor. Brimming with maps, toy weapon racks, and strategic planning tables, it serves as the home base for preparing grand offensives and managing army logistics.

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Captain’s Hearth

Hidden beneath giant toy petals and surrounded by lush garden foliage, Petal Cottage is a safe haven for scouts and strategists. Twisting leafy halls and colorful plastic windows provide perfect cover and vantage points for secret planning and friendly gatherings amid the vibrant garden battleground.

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Petal Cottage

Flowerbed Lodge, nestled along the winding garden paths, is the meeting place for alliances and tactical guerrilla planning. Its sunlit rooms and camouflaged exterior blend seamlessly with the surrounding toy wilds, making it an ideal spot for both relaxation and secret plotting.

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Flowerbed Lodge

Sidewalk Barracks lines the sun-cracked concrete outside, providing shelter and supply to advancing toy armies. Packed with plastic crates and bunk beds, it’s a lively house where soldiers rest, plan, and refuel before launching daring sidewalk offensives.

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Sidewalk Barracks

Gardenview Tent is a temporary command post erected at the edge of the sprawling sidewalk battlefield, perfect for rapid deployment and resource gathering. Its light, open design allows toy commanders to quickly react to shifting battle conditions.

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Gardenview Tent

Basement Outpost stands as a formidable defensive structure deep in the cluttered basement maze, shielding toy soldiers with thick walls and providing shelter for raiders, engineers, and scouts. Its shadowy hallways and stacked box corridors create a thrilling playground for secret maneuvers and hidden treasures.

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Basement Outpost

The Pyramid Cache is an old, mysterious landmark stacked against the far darkest wall of the basement, once a forgotten trophy now housing rare resources and secret passages. Toy soldiers whisper of hidden objects and tactical prizes concealed within its shadowy chambers.

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Pyramid Cache

Playroom Hideaway sits among stacked board games and train tracks, buzzing with toy-driven creativity and playful alliances. Troops gather in this welcoming house to solve puzzles, strategize, and uncover secret game pieces before venturing out into the wild chaos of the playroom.

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Playroom Hideaway

Crimson Cave is a mysterious cavern tucked in a remote playroom corner, carved under a cliff of toy blocks and game boxes. Its winding tunnels and secret alcoves call to adventurous troops seeking hidden supplies and surprise ambush routes.

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Crimson Cave

Venture north to the lush backyard garden full of toy-built bunkers, overgrown grass, and hidden strategic paths. Take care: the wild greenery hides both allies and enemies.

To The Garden Front

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Head back to the heart of the house, where every room is a warzone. Carpet hills and vast linoleum plains await your strategic command.

Return to Homefront Battlefield

Descend into the dimly lit basement, filled with stack boxes, winding pipes, and shadowy corners perfect for ambushes and secrets.

To Basement Bastion

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Ascend from the basement back to the sprawling house, ready to rally your toy battalion amid familiar rooms and oversized furniture.

March east to the open suburban sidewalk and driveway, a vast battlefield with cracked concrete, looming cars, and long sightlines for clever tactics.

To The Sidewalk Strip

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Step back inside to command your army across all the giant rooms and carpeted hills of the main house warzone.

Head west into a vibrant world brimming with toy blocks, train tracks, and dollhouses. Creativity and chaos rule in this playful outpost.

To The Playroom Wilds

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Leave behind the playroom’s vibrant chaos and return to the main battleground, where household objects become mighty fortresses.

Move east to the exposed sidewalk, a concrete battlefield with little cover but plenty of tactical opportunities for advancing armies.

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Step into the wild backyard garden, where tall grass and flowerpots make for hidden ambushes and strategic bunkers.

Explore westward to the colorful playroom—a lively chaos of toy blocks, action figures, and strongholds ready for conquest.

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Venture outside to the lush, overgrown yard—perfect for secret maneuvers and hidden bunkers among the greenery.

Travel south beneath the house to the shadowy, cluttered basement—where choke points and old toys await your discovery.

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Climb up from the basement and re-enter the joyously chaotic playroom, filled with color and towering toy landscapes.

Return to The Playroom Wilds

At the heart of the house, Blockpile Bastion stands as a busy outpost made from toy blocks and household debris, serving as the headquarters for Max and his allies. It bustles with tan toy soldiers preparing for battle, engineers fortifying walls, and scouts planning new offensives. The central keep is surrounded by a lively assembly of makeshift barracks and fortified positions atop carpeted hills.

Blockpile Bastion

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Hidden amongst wild flowers and towering garden plants, Petunia Grove is a lush, vibrant town where toy soldiers gather in camouflaged huts and leafy hideouts. Its winding paths offer shelter and secrets, making it a favorite haunt for scouts and planners preparing guerrilla raids. Here, alliances are forged beneath colorful petals and buzzing insects abound.

Petunia Grove

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Nestled in the sunlit stretch of cracked sidewalk, Commissary Corner is a trading and staging ground for troops. Here, tanks refuel near toy vending stalls and soldiers discuss tactics under the shade of parked cars. The chalk-drawn lines zigzag between strategic bunkers crafted from plastic crates.

Commissary Corner

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Deep within the house’s underbelly lies Basement Citadel, a fortified town carved from stacks of forgotten boxes and ancient toys. Dimly lit and maze-like, it serves as a bastion for defense-minded commanders and daring raiders plotting surprise attacks. Echoes and shadows hide supply depots, secret passages, and hidden treasures.

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Carpetville sits on a sprawling patterned rug, its twisting train tracks and plastic bridges creating a dynamic nexus for playful transport and commerce. Toy citizens bustle between bright building blocks, dollhouse storefronts, and elaborate towers crafted from stacked board game pieces. It’s a place where creativity and happy surprise fuel new alliances.

Carpetville

Small town of 2 brown houses with red roofs and trees

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A young male adventurer dressed in red armor with a gold necklace and blonde hair

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Sprocket the Engineer

A young male adventurer dressed in blue and gold armor with black hair

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Blink the Scout

A young male adventurer with silver and green armor and light brown hair

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Patch the Medic

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Colonel Verdant

A young man dressed in a green hooded jacket

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Tankette

A young adventurer wearing red and gold clothes with a grey scarf and a grey helmet

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Petunia

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Buzz the Bug Scout

A goblin adventurer with green skin and pointy ears wearing a brown shirt

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General Action

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Rumble

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Toy Battalion

Explore a sprawling suburban house reimagined as an epic plastic warzone, where kitchen linoleum becomes vast plains and carpet hills create strategic vantage points. Everyday rooms are transformed into gigantic battlegrounds, filled with oversized furniture, scattered toys, and towering objects that shelter armies and spark creative warfare. Use the environment to your advantage as you rally your toy battalion to fight for victory across bedrooms, living rooms, kitchens, and hidden nooks.

Homefront Battlefield

North of the main house lies the expansive backyard garden, transformed into a lush, wild battlefield. Overgrown grass, scattered flowerpots, and toy-built bunkers create strategic cover among twisting paths and towering shrubbery. Toy armies must navigate thick greenery, dodge buzzing insects, and use vibrant plant life for stealth and ambush tactics.

The Garden Front

To the south, the house descends into a dimly lit, cluttered basement. Shadowy corners, stacks of boxes, and winding pipes make for a labyrinth of hiding spots and choke points. Dusty floorboards and scattered old toys challenge navigation, while eerie lighting and narrow spaces increase the danger of every encounter.

Basement Bastion

East of the house stretches the suburban sidewalk and driveway, a wide-open terrain of cracked concrete, chalk markings, and parked cars looming like giant fortresses. Toy soldiers contend with long, exposed sightlines, busy ant trails, and scarce cover, turning every advance into a tactical challenge.

The Sidewalk Strip

West of the main house is the vibrant playroom, overflowing with colorful toy blocks, action figures, and scattered game pieces. Rolling carpets, toy train tracks, and towering dollhouses provide both hazards and strategic strongholds. Chaos and creativity reign in this unpredictable, joyously cluttered zone.

The Playroom Wilds

In a vibrant suburban house transformed into a massive battleground, players become Max, a brave tan toy soldier navigating the towering rooms, furniture, and scattered toys as miniature landscapes. As commander, Max recruits and leads an army of plastic allies to combat the relentless green toy soldiers, building tanks and outposts among the forests of carpet, towns crafted from blocks, and castles made from stacked books. Max interacts with three unique NPCs—a strategic engineer, a witty scout, and a stoic medic—each aiding in resource gathering, army planning, and battlefield tactics. The adventure intensifies as Max revives other toys to join his ranks and faces formidable bosses like an imposing GI Joe-style action figure. Through clever planning and teamwork, Max must turn household objects into fortresses and lead his troops to victory in this engaging toy warfare simulation.

Toy Battalion

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