Shmily: Bread & Buttocks

About this Game

Set in a surreal, post-Soviet landscape where forests are threaded with crooked telephone poles and castles float like bread loaves above decaying towns, players step into the lopsided boots of Shmily—a perpetually unfazed wanderer whose notorious backside turns every encounter into an odd social dance. Roaming through pixel-art courtyards, orbital bakeries, and mist-shrouded woods, you must navigate the eccentric customs and cryptic conversations of three local NPCs: a philosophical pigeon veteran, a scheming rat innkeeper, and Granny Pigeon, the cosmos’ reigning bread baron. Amid debates about the nature of heroism and the price of a good loaf, Shmily’s glutes become a social currency—unlocking secrets, triggering events, and upending traditions. Choices shape how these NPCs perceive and react to you, subtly shifting allegiances and the contours of village gossip. Absurd humor and dramatic lighting cast every interaction in a deadpan light, inviting you to build relationships in a world where the only thing more legendary than the local bread is your own behind.

How to Play the Game

• Embark on a narrative-driven journey.

• Use keyboard/mouse to move, interact, and complete quests.

• Story choices affect outcomes and relationships.

How to Build a Similar Game

• Write a prompt introducing world and mission.

• Example: 'A teen botanist seeks a mythical plant to save their village.'

• Select 'Adventure RPG'.

• Upload lore, quest arcs, NPC personalities.

• Customize inventory, environments, characters.